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A few things came to mind when I saw this video, actually a lot of things came to mind, but one stood out, here are these green ninja turtles who speak English and fight other animal villains on a TV screen, telling a first grade class not to take drugs.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would only seem to be the creation of a 40 year old pot head with an unhealthy attraction to Ninjas, Turtles, and mutants. Guess not. Or maybe the creator of the cartoon doesn't want any other cartoons stealing his slot on TV.

Then there's the dorky looking 6 year old, standing up to the fifth grade bully, "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" It's effective in scaring away the drug dealer. A response like that would appear to have come from someone who's already high. Either that, or that kid is going to get his ass kicked for calling that bully a turkey. In elementary school that's equivalent of making fun of someones Mom.

If you want to listen to the Turtles, hey that's cool, but you'll never be able to create a super cool cartoon based on mutant amphibious bounty hunters, and that's exactly what these guys want. Don't let them take your inspiration.

(Wacky Media does not condone drug use in any way, shape or form)